Just Sick People
May 24, 2013
“Another day without drama, mystery, or romance. Just sick people.”…
May 8, 2013
“The red circles are your red blood cells. The white circles are your white blood cells. The brown circles are donuts. We need to talk.”
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May 2, 2013
It’s an experimental procedure. Every time I sneeze, it unclogs my arteries!
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Test results indicate you’re incurably romantic.
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April 22, 2013
My husband does most of the cooking now. My family got grossed out when I gave a sponge bath to our Thanksgiving turkey.”
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April 16, 2013
April 8, 2013
“Eat less, exercise more, and alter your genetic code with the DNA of thin parents.”
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April 2, 2013
“I ran all your symptoms through the computer, and now the computer is sick too.”
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March 18, 2013
What’s wrong, Lassie? Is Timmy’s cholesterol in trouble?
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March 5, 2013
If you’re going to use a smartphone, I recommend a Blackberry. Blackberries are rich in vitamins and antioxidants.…
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