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“Karen, do you recall how many hands tall Tom was at his last visit? It’s not in the chart.”


“This has to be the worst case of hoof and mouth I’ve ever seen!”


“Nurse! Bring me my saddle bag.”


“You’re looking a little hoarse these days…”


“I didn’t know you LITERALLY meant he was a horse’s patoot!”


“My recommendation would be more cough stirrup.”


“From farm to table!”


“At least his condition is stable.”


“He’s been overdosing on his horse pills”


“Do we have the vet on speed-dial?”


“This guy’s always trying to be the centaur of attention.”

“Betty, I don’t have time for this patient’s horseplay.”