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“Let me crack your neck to loosen it – and make a wish.”


“Cluck, cluck, cluckity cluck cluck.”


“Here’s a prescription for the rash on your face; hopefully you can read my chicken scratch.”

“I told my wife if she kept calling me an animal, this would happen”


“I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is that ovulation at your age is completely normal. The bad news is that you’re gonna lay one of those suckers every day!”


“Sorry to keep you waiting, Mr. Chicken, but the egg came first.”


“No, I’m sorry I can’t give you a vaccine for the bird flu…”


“The last letters on the eye chart are not E-I-E-I-O!”


“Oh, so you crossed the road to get to my office…”




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