Like a Duck
“You look like a duck, you walk like a duck, you smell like a duck … I’m gonna...
Cartoons
The Computer is Sick Too…
“I ran all your symptoms through the computer, and now the computer is sick...
Cough
“When I said ‘cough’ I meant you, not him!”
Green Thumb
“It’s green all right, but it’s not because you’re a gardener. Let’s get you into surgery.”...
Brain Surgery App
“Brain surgery? I have an app for that!”
Have you experienced…
“Have you experienced hearing and vision loss or difficulty...
Blindfolded
“This is a common procedure. So to keep things interesting, I’m going to attempt it...
Can You Prescribe a Porsche?
“I need something to make me feel better. Can you prescribe a Porsche?” ...
Imagined Symptoms
“Impressive. You have the imagined symptoms of a man twice your age.” ...
You’re just fine…
“You are just fine. This prescription is for me!
