Dog-Shaped Balloon
“Just so you’ll be relaxed, we’re doing your heart catherization “Just so you’ll be relaxed,...
Cartoons
Crash Diet
“You need to re-think the crash diet.”
Keep the Holiday Spirit in Your Heart
“Keep the Holiday Spirit in your heart all year long. It will leave less room for...
Milk and Cookies
“Mr. Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and...
Santa’s Cholesterol
“Mr. Claus, I’m putting you on a strict diet. Your cholesterol is, like a...
IL-27 regulates IL-4-induced chemokine production in human bronchial epithelial cells.
IL-4 coordinates the Th2-type immune response in inflammatory diseases such as asthma. IL-27 can inhibit the development of both Th2 and Th1 cells. However, IL-27 can also drive naïve T cells to differentiate toward the Th1...
Rudolph’s Glow
“Judging by the glow, I’d say it’s a sinus infection.”...
Too Much Turkey
“Ye are not having a heart attack. Ye just ate too much...
Thanksgiving Nerves
“I don’t know why Doc, but I always feel anxious around...
Change Your Appointment…
“I’m not suggesting you’re a hypochondriac, but your gynecologist called to change your...
So far all I’ve found is…
“So far, all I have found is a pair of gloves, and a wrist watch from the previous...
Little Piggie
“How long has it been since you went wee wee wee all the way...
