Like a Duck
"You look like a duck, you walk like a duck, you smell like a duck ... I'm gonna refer you to a...
"You look like a duck, you walk like a duck, you smell like a duck ... I'm gonna refer you to a...
“I ran all your symptoms through the computer, and now the computer is sick...
“It’s green all right, but it’s not because you’re a gardener. Let’s get you into surgery.”...
“Have you experienced hearing and vision loss or difficulty...
“I need something to make me feel better. Can you prescribe a Porsche?” ...
“Impressive. You have the imagined symptoms of a man twice your age.” ...
“Just so you’ll be relaxed, we’re doing your heart catherization "Just so you’ll be relaxed, we’re doing your heart catherization with a dog-shaped...
"Mr. Claus, I’m putting you on a strict diet. Your cholesterol is, like a...
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